May 2013
masterdateing:
masterdateing:
there is a knocking at my window i wonder if it is a boy come to confess his love for me
it is a confused bird
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
aeug:
i would lose weight but i hate losing
rneowies:
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
